Thursday, December 11, 2008

I'm bringing colored lights back!!


If you don't know what I mean by this "bringing them back"... well then, you just keep on keepin' on, my friend. :D I'll admit, I myself was not fond of the colored light Christmas trees. I found myself turning my nose up at them, saying as for me and my house, we will have clear lights. And then, Black Friday 2008 happened. Randy and I had our eyes on this awesome tree at Home Depot. Our old tree (which was also a Black Friday find from Home Depot) had lit its last light 2 weeks before Christmas last year. A whole section just refused to light up. I don't know how many times we got zapped testing each and every little light bulb... let me tell you, they all had juice to them. Anyway, Randy, being the good man that he is, braved the cold and madness alone (as I was... conveniently sick) on Black Friday morning at Home Depot. We knew it would be a race for these trees, they were marked 75% off for crying out loud! And LED lights? I don't even know what that means, but it sounds high class! Randy said it was a full on race to the trees... just like we knew it would be. Somehow, by miracles of all miracles... we got one, the last one, which just so happened to have "clear" lights. (Do you have goosebumps?) They had 2 options, "color" or "clear"... I gave specific instructions. It was when Randy was making his way to the checkout line, fists up, as people had tried to STEAL our tree (suckas! wake up earlier next year!) that a cold, lonely and forlorn man approached Randy from the shadows with his sob story. You see, this man also had specific instructions to bring home a "clear" tree. Sadly, he did not grab one. Instead, he had mistakenly picked up a colored tree. He wanted to make the "boss" happy. He could not, would not bring home a colored tree! The nerve to even think of such a thing! So, of course, Randy being the good man that he is, found it in his heart to trade this sad man our clear tree for his colored tree. Hence, why I am bringing colored lights back.

And you know what? After humbling myself, and putting up my new tree decorations (thank you, Tai Pan), I actually like colored lights better than white lights! *GASP* You heard. And here's why: they are fun. Funner than white lights ever dreamed of being! And, if I do say so myself, they look awesome with my fun theme I have going on with my tree. The pictures just don't do the beauty justice.

I decided to have a half sentimental tree. The ornaments, they mean nothing to me. Just some pretty things I picked up from Tai Pan Trading this year. The nutcrackers, on the other hand, are sentimental. It's a little tradition we have going in our family to buy a nutcracker figurine each year. It's fun to look back at them all (all 4 of them) and remember the year we bought them and why we chose the one we did. To be honest I've never really liked this tradition until this year... I actually have a place to put them! The train was also a Black Friday find at Home Depot. Macey loves it! I would love it more if I had ear plugs.

So, don't care about my tree? Well then, you just go back to your self righteous ways with your clear lights... I'll be here, enjoying this view... laughing on the inside, because I know I am having more fun than you. One day when you make the change to color, you'll see. You'll all see.

8 comments:

McKenzie said...

Ooh it's so pretty! I've never been a fan of colored, but you just make it work, why am I not surprised ;). Love it! And your blog is so cute! Miss ya!

Liz said...

It looks so great, DaNae! I love that you have a place for your nutcrackers too--I remember you saying you buy one every year, and I'm kinda stalkerish and thought of you when I pulled out our nutcracker, lol. I agree, color lights are a lot of fun! I'm trying to reconcile myself to our new tree with clear lights by adding color lights to the tree. Not sure how I like it yet, though.

And I had to lol at your description of the race for the trees! "Suckas"! :)

LaFam said...

I love colored lights too! I will have to take a picture of the outside of my house when it is lit up! It's FUN! I love how you write, you make something like colored lights interesting and funny! I love it!

Love ya!

Heather

Shalean said...

Hilarious post! I LOVE your tree! It was so worth the 5 am right? You just wait, your colored lights will be back in style before you know it!

Bre said...

I usually dont love the colored lights as well but i just LOVE your cute tree. VERY CUTE! What a funny post! And remember everything always come back around into style.

The Scherbel Family said...

I'm jealous of your train! How do you keep Macey out of it?

-Tiffany

Natalie said...

Your tree is so cute! It looks just like mine that I purchased last year when we realized our old one had died. Only mine cost $2hundred something and yours was what...$50! I'd love colored lights too if I were you. I love the large ornaments! And how can I become one of your buddies?

Natalie

Amanda said...

LOVE IT! Your post was really funny too, I shared it with Ben so he could get a laugh as well. Your train is awesome too! You have impeccable taste my friend!