My house is decked out, the kids' costumes are ready and waiting, and we've still got well over a month left! I just really love Halloween, ok? And since I have a butt load of Halloween decorations, (plus it's my birthday and all).... I get to enjoy it early. If I am gonna put up that many decorations, they've gotta be up for over a month! So to gear you up for the holiday, here are some of my favorite Halloween jokes!
My all-time favorite:
What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A handful of sheet.
What do you get when you cross a ghost and an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn't give a hoot.
How did the Priest make Holy Water?
He took some tap water and boiled the Hell out of it.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
I'm sorry, I just don't believe in people.
And on the less appropriate side.... (but I laughed hard enough to want to post them here all the same). I'm a little bit of an inappropriate person.
Why was the man ghost told he could never have babies?
Because he had a hollow-weenie.
What do ghosts put in their bras?
BOOOOOOObies.
Admit it. You laughed out loud at least one time.
*Pictures of my Halloween decor to come soon!
3 comments:
Always funny! Some of my favorites too. I like the inappropriate ones, still laughing!
My girls are going to love the Boooobies one! It seems like we joke around about bras and things at our house a lot since we are all girls! Poor Rick!
You're right, I really did laugh out loud. I like the holy water one, in particular. Don't worry, I'm a crazy right there with you with my early halloween decor.
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